Wendy 9

Here's my response - hopefully it will get a more interesting reply than the last one.
I feel they may have cottoned on.... but fingers crossed......

Hi Wendy,
I have prepared your dog card and the goods are ready to ship to you.
I need answers to the other questions in my last email though, otherwise I can't ship to you.
1. Do you want the additional item previously mentioned, bringing the total to £12350 (not including feed or bedding).
2. Will someone be available to help the courrier deliver the items into the house? If not, they will deliver to the kerb (at this point, you take responsibility for the items and must check for damage).
3. Please let me know which shipping method you require from the following options:
a) Standard
b) Standard express
c) Express express
d) Next day
e) Next day before tea time
f) Premium delivery (includes nude delivery driver (male/female) at extra cost)
4. Please provide your delivery address, so I know where to send the goods to.
Once I have this information, I will send you an invoice to your stated email address
Once I have received confirmation from Paypal that I have the funds, I will ship the item to you.
I hope this is acceptable and I wait to hear from you.
Please get in touch soon.
Kind regards,
Andrew